After my 6 months away from home: "You look great--the first thing I noticed was your arms"
After looking at wedding pictures: "Tell your sister she looks hot"
After berating the president, the Republican party, and the majority of Americans who are "obviously idiots": "Shannon hates me because I put everything into perspective"
After learning that Dad's 2 cinema favs are The Godfather and The Natural: "I knew I liked that man"
After a few at the bar: "If I wasn't married to Kristin, I would date this girl--and she'd get me into heaven"
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